(QUEENS, NY) AP--LOCAL BABY KATIE RICHTER WAS SHOCKED THIS MORNING UPON LEARNING THAT HER DAD HAS BEEN BLOGGING ABOUT HER. LITTLE RICHTER SAID SHE KNEW NOTHING OF THIS.
"I HAD NO IDEA THE OLD GUY HAD IT IN HIM," COMMENTED RICHTER BETWEEN SPIT-UPS. "HE'S A NICE GUY, BUT OF THE TWO PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS SEEM TO BE AROUND, I LIKE THE ONE WHO FEEDS ME. IF THE OTHER ONE WANTS TO BLOG, LET HIM--I AM JUST SHOCKED, THAT'S ALL."

BABY KATIE, THE MOMENT SHE WAS TOLD SHE HAD A BLOG.